Bush will decide to revoke Libby's prison sentence for no good reason at all. And not even feel bad about it.
Battlestar Galactica will get cancelled, despite being one of the best TV programs in the entire galaxy.
But still, Bruce'll keep holding it back...
"Not gonna lose my temper. Not gonna lose my temper."
And then, finally, inevitably, someone will push him one step too far and BOOM!!!
Especially when some bratty kid is sticking his hand in the Hulk's eye while the Hulk is trying to enjoy a leisurely day of floating around in the pool...
He doesn't even care if you're the Easter Bunny!!
And so now the Hulk is going back to Earth to do some smashin'.
World War Hulk... that's some good, good stuff.
I really love the solicitation for Booster Gold #3...
BOOSTER GOLD #3
Written by Geoff Johns & Jeff Katz
Art and cover by Dan Jurgens & Norm Rapmund
This is it! The DEATH of BOOSTER GOLD!! And nothing will ever be the same aga...wait. We already tried to kill him? Really? Well, in this issue Booster Gold heads back to the Old West and runs into Jonah Hex. You know, that crazy looking gunfighter! But what does Jonah Hex have that Booster desperately needs? Plus: the Death of Jonah Hex!! What? We can't kill him either? Well, someone’s going to fall off a horse at least!*
(*Warning: This issue may not contain a scene of anyone falling off a horse.)
On sale October 10 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
ACTION COMICS #857
Written by Geoff Johns & Richard Donner
Art and cover by Eric Powell
Geoff Johns, Richard Donner and master illustrator Eric Powell conclude “Escape From Bizarro World”! On the run from the population of Bizarro World, Superman comes face-to-face with Bizarro's most horrific allies. But what unexpected turn of events will save the day? And whose day is being saved?
On sale October 17 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
Here's a little math formula for you... Eric Powell + Bizarro Superman = Happy Me!
And then, finally, there's this...
JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #10
Written by Geoff Johns & Alex Ross
Art by Dale Eaglesham & Ruy Jose
Cover by Alex Ross
Alex Ross joins Geoff Johns as co-writer for Part 1 of “Thy Kingdom Come,” the epic story years in the making, springing from KINGDOM COME! Not a hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! Welcome the newest member to the Justice Society of America: the Kingdom Come Superman! Coming from an Earth plagued by heroes-gone-extreme, how will this Superman react to an incarnation of the Justice Society he never knew? This Superman’s world needed better heroes. So does ours.
Forgive me for saying so, but that looks so good I want to eat it up for dinner.
And I don't say that lightly. I like dinner. A lot.
Yes, yes... there's the very real danger that the story will devolve into some overly-convuluted continuity Countdown spin-off, but I am strangely optimistic that this is going to be good.
I'm fancy that way.
Anyway, until next time, here's hoping that all your days are full of four-color magic comic-book-y goodness and that no one steps on your burrito!!!