He talks tough, just like the Batman we all know and love, but he's so cuuuute!!!
Rocky, what did you think of Superman/Batman #51?
>No tuna.<
I'm sorry...?
>No tuna. Two paws down.<
Yeah but, Rocky... that's not really fair. I mean, none of the comics that came out this month had tuna in them. Or were about tuna. At all.
>Two paws down.<
For what...?
>All of this month's comics. No tuna. Two paws down.<
But...
>Two paws down comics! Give me some tuna.<
Yeah, but Rocky, this is a comic-book review column. People from around the world come here to find out which comics are recommended and which to stay away from... and, you know, there's general commentary about comic-books and...
>Two paws down.<
For...?
>Hoopla! No tuna! Two paws down!!!<
But, Rocky...
>Two paws down!!! Two paws down!!! Dumb Hoopla! Two paws down!!!<
>Tuna!!! Two paws up!!!<
Hm. Well, I hope you will join me next week (or thereabouts) for an all-new Hoopla!, in which I'll be looking at a bunch of new comics and... um... and I want to thank Rocky for joining me for this very special Hoopla! column...
Thanks, Rocky.
>No problem, Paul.<
No comments:
Post a Comment